You're always 22 miles from a road in the lower 48

http://www.livescience.com/environment/080529-green-asphalt.html

A lost parrot told people his address

A parrot that flew away from home told the vet where he lived, as he had been trained to do. Pretty slick.

http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20080521/ap_on_fe_st/odd_japan_parrot_returns