Thursday, October 25, 2007
If you stick your finger in your eye after eating hot sauce it burns like the flames of Hell
cite: personal experience
Friday, October 5, 2007
"Chickens can live without their head"
http://www.livescience.com/bestimg/index.php?url=myths_chicken_head_03.jpg&cat=myths
Tuesday, October 2, 2007
Mike Mason used to do Figure Rolling Skating
he also doesn't know what he's talking about.
1. Theres been no evidence that George Mallory (who was the man by the way) and Sandy Irvine made it to the top of Everest but they may have made it within 2000 feet of the summit. It's not know whether or not they made it over the second step which is on of the most difficult parts of the climb.
They also went missing a decade earlier than Mason claims, on June 8, 1924, last seen alive at 12:50 p.m. by Noel Odell. Find the camera Sandy Irvine was carrying with pics from the summit and I'll give them credit, I'd love to trust me. Strike One.
Sullivan, Robert. The Greatest Adventures of All Time. Life, 2000. 79-83.
Hemmleb, Jochen, Larry A. Johnson, and Eric R. Simonson. Ghosts of Everest: the Search for Mallory and Irvine. Seattle, Washington: Mountaineers Books, 2004.
Sale, Richard. Explorers. New York, NY: Collins, 2005. 71-88.
(Thats old school huh?)
2. I said that the current success rate for Everest is about %39, (thats for all climbers including guides, Sherpas and other Himalayans going up). Thats strike two.
3. The official height of Everest is 29,035ft until someone changes it and proves otherwise. I don't really care what the Chinese think, they can't cite a new height and neither can Mason. I'll call this a ball since it's always changing height.
4. The one chart does claim 208 fatalities, which is the same source that wrote the article I cited where there were 207 deaths. I'm not sure why, unless it's just because they haven't confirmed the most recent May 17th disappearance (the 208th). I'll give this one to him just to keep his self esteem up.
5. Mason's stat of 2972 successful summits is also correct.... if you don't count anyone that climbed in 2007. Nice try though. Strike Three.
6. I didn't say the fish would swim up your penis, I said it could.
www.adventurestats.com
Mason 1, Craig 4.
Maybe we should have argued about Saved By The Bell?
1. Theres been no evidence that George Mallory (who was the man by the way) and Sandy Irvine made it to the top of Everest but they may have made it within 2000 feet of the summit. It's not know whether or not they made it over the second step which is on of the most difficult parts of the climb.
They also went missing a decade earlier than Mason claims, on June 8, 1924, last seen alive at 12:50 p.m. by Noel Odell. Find the camera Sandy Irvine was carrying with pics from the summit and I'll give them credit, I'd love to trust me. Strike One.
Sullivan, Robert. The Greatest Adventures of All Time. Life, 2000. 79-83.
Hemmleb, Jochen, Larry A. Johnson, and Eric R. Simonson. Ghosts of Everest: the Search for Mallory and Irvine. Seattle, Washington: Mountaineers Books, 2004.
Sale, Richard. Explorers. New York, NY: Collins, 2005. 71-88.
(Thats old school huh?)
2. I said that the current success rate for Everest is about %39, (thats for all climbers including guides, Sherpas and other Himalayans going up). Thats strike two.
3. The official height of Everest is 29,035ft until someone changes it and proves otherwise. I don't really care what the Chinese think, they can't cite a new height and neither can Mason. I'll call this a ball since it's always changing height.
4. The one chart does claim 208 fatalities, which is the same source that wrote the article I cited where there were 207 deaths. I'm not sure why, unless it's just because they haven't confirmed the most recent May 17th disappearance (the 208th). I'll give this one to him just to keep his self esteem up.
5. Mason's stat of 2972 successful summits is also correct.... if you don't count anyone that climbed in 2007. Nice try though. Strike Three.
6. I didn't say the fish would swim up your penis, I said it could.
www.adventurestats.com
Mason 1, Craig 4.
Maybe we should have argued about Saved By The Bell?
Welcome to Craig's Brain
So I can't help it that I spend my days filling my mind with seemingly useless knowledge from books, magazines, websites, and the Discovery channel networks while you sit around playing XBox and watching sitcoms. So now when I say something you don't want to believe like...
"Theres a fish that can swim up your urethra"
or
"There are just more girls that like football in Pittsburgh"
or
"About 10,000 people have tried to climb the 29,035 ft Mt. Everest, a little over 3,000 have made it with a total of 207 fatalities. Success rates these days hang around 39% on the Mountain first conquered in 1953 by Tenzing Norgay and Edmund Hillary. The correct pronunciation of Everest should also be 'Eve-rest', but thats a whole other story"
I will back it up with a link, or if I'm feeling ambitious, a bibliography in MLA format. When I read an article on say, Ira Hayes the American Indian who helped raise the flag on Iwo Jima drinking himself to death, even though alcohol poisoning is a myth, I'll link it before I talk about it.
Maybe after a few months of reading this site, I'll finally be able to have intelligent conversation with you people.
"Theres a fish that can swim up your urethra"
or
"There are just more girls that like football in Pittsburgh"
or
"About 10,000 people have tried to climb the 29,035 ft Mt. Everest, a little over 3,000 have made it with a total of 207 fatalities. Success rates these days hang around 39% on the Mountain first conquered in 1953 by Tenzing Norgay and Edmund Hillary. The correct pronunciation of Everest should also be 'Eve-rest', but thats a whole other story"
I will back it up with a link, or if I'm feeling ambitious, a bibliography in MLA format. When I read an article on say, Ira Hayes the American Indian who helped raise the flag on Iwo Jima drinking himself to death, even though alcohol poisoning is a myth, I'll link it before I talk about it.
Maybe after a few months of reading this site, I'll finally be able to have intelligent conversation with you people.
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