So I can't help it that I spend my days filling my mind with seemingly useless knowledge from books, magazines, websites, and the Discovery channel networks while you sit around playing XBox and watching sitcoms. So now when I say something you don't want to believe like...
"Theres a fish that can swim up your urethra"
or
"There are just more girls that like football in Pittsburgh"
or
"About 10,000 people have tried to climb the 29,035 ft Mt. Everest, a little over 3,000 have made it with a total of 207 fatalities. Success rates these days hang around 39% on the Mountain first conquered in 1953 by Tenzing Norgay and Edmund Hillary. The correct pronunciation of Everest should also be 'Eve-rest', but thats a whole other story"
I will back it up with a link, or if I'm feeling ambitious, a bibliography in MLA format. When I read an article on say, Ira Hayes the American Indian who helped raise the flag on Iwo Jima drinking himself to death, even though alcohol poisoning is a myth, I'll link it before I talk about it.
Maybe after a few months of reading this site, I'll finally be able to have intelligent conversation with you people.
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You imply that a fish can swim up your dick. I imply that the fish cannot.
Read about all of Craig's lies here at craigsaidsucks.blogspot.com
i don't think it's a fish..isn't it a parasite?
I don't know, I just try to read enough to find information which might prove craig wrong. It's the price I pay for eternal vigilance.
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